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[misterintegrity]

Hey there. You've reached North-

And Theta!

Sorry I'm not here right now. But if you'd like to leave a message, wait for the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!

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[misterintegrity]

[...Honestly, North probably is the low end. Well, York might be lower, since York's never shot a man in half from groin to neck with a repeating laser rifle.

Ah, good times.]

You know, if you can't give me some kind of rubric to compare to, at least try to put it in the form of a question. 'Would you ever' or 'Have you ever, blank' are usually good places to start.

[He sounds mildly amused, definitely just fucking with him at this point.]

[fuckai]

[Church snorts, amused despite himself.]

Fine. Are you one of the assholes who kills people for five bucks and a sandwich, or are you one of the assholes who kills people just because you can?

[I mean. It's basically a would you ever.]

[misterintegrity]

[North chuckles at that, as well.]

It would have to be a really good sandwich to get my services for that price, but I don't usually go out of my way to kill people.

Is this the part where I get to ask you something?

[fuckai]

Wow. A Freelancer that isn't a batshit crazy murderer? Let me just on board the belief train.

[Look, even Wash proved he was a crazy murdering fucker within like. A day or two of them working together.]

Depends on what it is.