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[misterintegrity]

Hey there. You've reached North-

And Theta!

Sorry I'm not here right now. But if you'd like to leave a message, wait for the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!

Comments

[misterintegrity]

Of course, there are so many people in the address book under "Agent" I'm sure it's difficult finding the right one.

[North you're not even in the address book under "Agent."]

[bestsword]

And your sister is a whole line away from yours

[HE'S DYING ON THIS HILL.]

[misterintegrity]

And yet she's in an entirely different league from you.

[Is he pointing out that his sister is gay as a Georgia O'Keeffe painting or that she's totally out of Tucker's league YOU DECIDE]

[bestsword]

[Either way he doesn't care until it's spelled out for him, good luck.]

Doesn't mean I can't try

[misterintegrity]

Well, it's your funeral. Don't say I didn't warn you. They still haven't found the last guy who tried hitting on her.

[bestsword]

I survived Tex so I think I'll be fine

[misterintegrity]

Tex is a fierce and unstoppable lady in many ways but she is not a militant lesbian. But if you think you can handle it best of luck to you.

1/2

[bestsword]

oh

shit no one actually mentioned that part

ok nvm

[He may be an asshole but he's not a total creep.]

[bestsword]

if she ever hooks up though let me know so I can ask if I can watch

["total" creep]

[misterintegrity]

[So close to earning a brownie point.]

There is nothing about my sister's sexcapades that interests me and we're not exactly competing in the same schools of fish so I am not the man you want for that intel.

[bestsword]

well no shit you're not in the same fishing pool as her, only a creep would try to hit on lesbians knowing they're a lesbian

[Tucker that is so not what he means]

[misterintegrity]

I meant women in general, actually. I'm pretty sure South doesn't require her potential partners to be as extreme as she is.

[bestsword]

Yeah I'm pretty sure other potential partners weren't involved in a crazy ass military program either