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[misterintegrity]

Hey there. You've reached North-

And Theta!

Sorry I'm not here right now. But if you'd like to leave a message, wait for the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!

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[fuckai]

[Honestly? Theta not being around to interject probably makes this easier. At least on Church's side of things. It makes it easier to fall back into this just being him hitting up some asshole Freelancer and not... well.

Not something a lot more annoying.]

Yeah, well. From what the green guy told me, she doesn't sound too friendly. [Don't bring up Wash shooting her in the head after Caboose shot her everywhere else, Church, whatever you don't bring that up.

-- oh wait, right. The actual reason to this call.]

That doesn't answer the question about your batshit rating, though. So on a scale of-- [He trails off for a second] Holy shit. There's no low end to you assholes.

[The closest he can come up with is "On a scale of Washington to Wyoming, how quickly would you stab someone in the face" and somehow that just... doesn't seem to work.]

[misterintegrity]

[...Honestly, North probably is the low end. Well, York might be lower, since York's never shot a man in half from groin to neck with a repeating laser rifle.

Ah, good times.]

You know, if you can't give me some kind of rubric to compare to, at least try to put it in the form of a question. 'Would you ever' or 'Have you ever, blank' are usually good places to start.

[He sounds mildly amused, definitely just fucking with him at this point.]

[fuckai]

[Church snorts, amused despite himself.]

Fine. Are you one of the assholes who kills people for five bucks and a sandwich, or are you one of the assholes who kills people just because you can?

[I mean. It's basically a would you ever.]

[misterintegrity]

[North chuckles at that, as well.]

It would have to be a really good sandwich to get my services for that price, but I don't usually go out of my way to kill people.

Is this the part where I get to ask you something?

[fuckai]

Wow. A Freelancer that isn't a batshit crazy murderer? Let me just on board the belief train.

[Look, even Wash proved he was a crazy murdering fucker within like. A day or two of them working together.]

Depends on what it is.